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kitwatson:

#curls sculpted by the gods

What???

You heard me.

kitwatson:

Well, I’m going to have to keep you happy, otherwise you’ll end up on the stage trying to give everyone a whole new x-rated version of Les Mis they’ve never seen.

..They might not mind that so much…maybe…

kitwatson:

Remember, before any show you’re coming to, I’ll make sure to sing to you and you can do all the dirty things you please… that should tide you over until we get home.

Any show? Well, I guess that’d be good rehearsal..

ivyxtaylor:

Be here all the time!

Ahhh, can’t do that, no…

kitwatson:

Hope you’re prepared to come see me sing.

Barely. I am pretty sure I will be biting my hand to keep myself in check…

kitwatson:

I got the part… in Les Mis… you know? The one I was auditioning for? Marius… I know you’re not big into theatre but still! I GOT THE PART!

I’m big into you, so I’m big into theater! That’s really excellent.

ivyxtaylor:

But I miss you..

I shall have to try to get on here a little more often after work to make sure you’re not missing me, then!

ivyxtaylor:

I’d rather talk to you all the time..

I work all the time!

kitwatson:

And it is the GOOD kind!

What is it!

ivyxtaylor:

I can’t just talk to you once a month, Chris!

Soo, you’d rather not talk to me at all?

ivyxtaylor:

Shall I compare thee to all the times you’ve never come to bother me? Arse.

But I’m actually here now! And you are here! No excuse! Bother me on my day off!

Not even going to say hello?

ivyxtaylor:

Then I’d be second because Kit isn’t half of the pervert that I am. But I could never be as dirty as you. I’d probably be having one of your babies if I was.

That’s true. You’re the inhibitions between the two of us. Well, that and my guilt and inability to persuade Kit into more threesomes. Which is strange because you love him more than me so you’d think he’d feel like he won the lottery.

ivyxtaylor:

Um you me and Kit.

Oh… well… then I’ll gladly wear that badge of honor.

ivyxtaylor:

I…shut up. I’m not the dirtiest one out of the bunch.

Who’s in ‘the bunch’?

ivyxtaylor:

Oh right yes and let me just waltz in a little maid’s outfit for you, too.

Oh, I bet you have one, you dirty bint.

ivyxtaylor:

Wow that’s just….thanks.

Breakfast. Gonna go out to see what I can eat because I’m way too lazy to cook on my own.

You’re welcome, Ivy, my love :P

Ohh, yes, you should bring me by some, too, and Kit, breakfast in bed after I unlock the door for you >.>

ivyxtaylor:

Sweet. Get you to stick around until then.

Wow…no. Not at all. Worse, even.

WORSE? Good to know.

So how are you? Why are you up so early?